Oopsie! Firefighters Save a Sloshed Soul from Rednitz River
Emergency responders extricate intoxicated individual from Rednitz riverbanks - Emergency personnel recover intoxicated individual from Rednitz river.
You know the drill — too much hooch can land you in hot water, and this 66-year-old bloke learned that the hard way. Biking through Fürth, he took a tumble and plunged headfirst into Rednitz.
Curious onlookers spotted the floundering fellow frolicking in the river waters and alerted the emergency services pronto. Firefighters swooped in, with the courage and skill of superheroes, to save the day. According to the police spokesperson, the old chap had a bona fide bump on the noggin and was patched up by the medics on the scene.
Though a booze breath analyzer was inconclusive, it was crystal clear that the chap had enjoyed a wee bit too much libation. A blood test was ordered, just to be sure. As they say, too much of a good thing ain't always so good!
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